I have never had a dog, so I can't give you any good answers. ( he clears his throat. ) But a puppy couldn't beat you.

( scott would wink if a) he knew how to wink; and b) it'd make a difference. but as it is he's sure his terrible pick up lines make enough of an impression, regardless. he shifts to first gear and lets the van roll to a stop in front of his apartment building--a perfect parking, mostly because his passenger's so sensitive to feeling--and then gets his seatbelt off. )

But sometimes you remind me of a puppy, so does that count?