Ant-Man, but I'll give you points for trying. ( scott takes a nice couple of gulps from his own can of pop--happy, essentially, to stuff himself with sugar. scott's a guy who's big on it, which probably explains a lot. ) And, um... no. See, I help the Avengers from time to time, but I'm not really on the front line. Not so big into getting myself into violent... alien-murdering situations.

( he's been called a pussy for that. repeatedly. scott wears the title with pride. )

I'm here for recon. ( slurping noodles into his mouth, scott chews, swallows, and smiles. ) There's something mighty shitty happening with some... jerks who've mastered immortality.