This is where Scott wants to say 'jeez, relax!', but he supposes the guy's got a point. So he points to the cheapest sandwich on there, which is some vegetable medley, probably. He can at least understand that three of the things in it are vegetables, and that there's some cheese on it.

"I can't even pretend I know how to pronounce what that is," he admits, then sticks his hands into his pockets.

"I owe you big time, man."