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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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[tictacs]

I just wanted the confirmation.

Anyway, you gotta admit the vanilla ice cream's delicious.

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You never have the sprinkles, though. ):

[tictacs]

... is that a complaint

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Constructive criticism for next time?

[tictacs]

I always get the picky ice cream eaters.

( but, ) What colour sprinkles do you like best?

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Rainbow.

Or the ones they have on the Fourth of July - blue, white, and red with stars?

[tictacs]

Wait, there're sprinkles with stars now?

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Captain America Birthday Sprinkles.

[tictacs]

Those sound vintage and above my ex-felon pay grade.

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It's okay. We can pick them up next time we go grocery shopping.

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Oh, you're coming with me again?

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I had fun last time...

[tictacs]

... yeah. Me too.

Will you fight the pork cutlet sales war for me again?

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I'll even push the cart for you.

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My big, strong man!

You're allowed to get whatever you like inside my crappy budget.

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See, chivalry's not dead.

I can get the bill this time, you can get it next time. Or we can just use the Stark corporate card.

[tictacs]

Are we allowed to use the Stark corporate card?

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...we'll say yes.

[tictacs]

In that case, I want the good ramen.