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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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what a great and apt title for them

[magless]

You know, shrinking something isn't the answer to everything. But it's better than leaving them out on the compound's lawn.

[tictacs]

We shrink them and then we gather them all in our hands and boom, easy clean up.

Shrinking is a good answer to everything, Sam. What're you even talking about.

[magless]

You know what they say when you have a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail? I feel like we're at that point.

[tictacs]

If you're insinuating I'll accidentally shrink something else I am not offended at all because yeah I tried getting up and then slowly laid back down again.

Damn it.

[magless]

Is there any way you can have your bees airlift us some water and aspirin? Tell me that is a thing you've been working on.

[tictacs]

Not if you're calling them bees.

[magless]

Have mercy on me, tictac. You're lucky I still remember what you're called at this point.

[tictacs]

So what am I called?

And how much aspirin does your weak ass need?

[magless]

Tiny pain in my ass. Shrink guy. Birdsuit wrecker.

Three, and I'll ask you hold the sass bee man.

[tictacs]

I'll hold it if you treat me to a Big Mac.

Also I am going to take all those nicknames as signs of love and go "Aw, Sam! Me too!"

[magless]

You're cheap. Deal.

Well I wouldn't shrink flamingos for science with just anyone, you know. I'd feel lucky if I were you.

[tictacs]

CALLED IT.

I knew you liked me! Aw, you get an extra aspirin just for that!

[magless]

Ugh don't be sappy you're embarrassing. Just get me aspirin bee man, we all know what this is about.

[tictacs]

Yeah yeah. No take-backs though, you know that.

Open your bedroom window! Aspirin delivery.

And don't be surprised when a water bottle unshrinks on your bedside table.

[magless]

How have you survived this long. 'No take-backs' seriously?

Though I do take back everything I said about shrinking technology. It's great and amazing.

[tictacs]

I should get you hungover more often if you're going to start agreeing with me like this.

Did you thank the ants? I'm expecting you thanked the ants.

[magless]

No way I learned my lesson. Plus what am I going to do when you start upping your prices for aspirin?

I told them they were tiny gods of beauty and that I would never intentionally smush any ever again. Good enough?

[tictacs]

You're just gonna have to buy me more Big Macs. But now I wonder if you only like me 'cause I'm cheap.

Dude that is a BIG promise to make to an ant!

[magless]

Sometimes your personality's all right too, but you're right, it's definitely the fact that you're cheap.

I don't know how big it can be. I still might unintentionally step on some.