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text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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i am sO WEAK when it comes to ships

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She was amazing.

( that's easier to write than trying to express his relief that scott said yes. though he should definitely do that, too... )

I'd like it, too.
I mean
I'm glad

No, I didn't know that

I HONESTLY KNOW THE FEEL?? all my accounts... made for thirst...

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Let's make dinner, man.

You can tell me all about her while we do.

thirsty af for ships, that's me

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Right now?
I wouldn't want to talk about her the entire time. I want to learn about you, too.

at least im not alone.........

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Oh man.

Thanks for telling me that in advance so I can mentally prepare myself

I have to think of more stories than Becky in third grade

we can be... thirsty... together??? yes

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You don't have to.

yesssssss

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I realised jokes don't really translate well into text

Dude you can ask anything you want. I think I might be the most open book there is and that's a big thing 'cause newspapers exist.

it's the perfect plan

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My mistake

What kind of food do you like, Scott?

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How cliché is it if I say "anything Cassie likes"

but probably waffles. Got a Stockholm syndrome kinda thing going on with those.

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Think there's a waffle iron in the kitchen?

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It won't make any difference if there isn't any whipped cream or strawberries.

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I once had waffles with bacon.

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This explains how you're so god damn beefy.

So you'll make me waffles with bacon?

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( steve thinks about pointing out that his "beefiness" comes from something very different than waffles with bacon, but doesn't. )

If there's bacon.

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Dude the point of saying waffles with bacon is that there is literally bacon.

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You never know if there's bacon or if someone got there before you and are it all

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Will it make you feel better if I say I promise not to eat your precious bacon?

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No? I'm more worried about other people eating it.

( like anyone steve didn't just ask out on a date. )

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( oh god. scott's laughing, pressing one hand to his forehead while the other absently types with one thumb. )

Nobody's going to intrude on our date, Steve.

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Okay.

( okay, he's got this. really.

no, he doesn't, but it wouldn't be the first time he's overwhelmed and without a real plan and acts anyway. )

Bacon waffles it is.