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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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[tictacs]

But are you?

I don't wanna share your sweet blush to the world when I caused it.

[aircombat]

Hate to disappoint you, tic tac
But you gotta work harder to see my sweet blush

[tictacs]

Ten bucks says I can make it happen within the week?

[aircombat]

You're on.

( even though it's a bet sam is sure he'll lose, if scott really puts on a pencil skirt. )

[tictacs]

You're gonna get so poor.

Are you driving yet?

[aircombat]

Who said anything about driving?

( but no, he's actually driving because he's not going to give scott a piggy-back on the falcon-suit. )

[tictacs]

I know you're not fulfilling my life-long dream of flying while carrying me bridal style while flying.

[aircombat]

Hey man. I could be.

[tictacs]

NO WAY

[aircombat]

Yeah, no, I'm not.

[tictacs]

One day, I swear.

That's another ten bucks.

[aircombat]

All you have to do is ask

[tictacs]

Where's the fun in that?

[aircombat]

The fun's in the flying, man

[tictacs]

I won't know 'till you show me.

[aircombat]

That's as good as asking, you know

[tictacs]

No it's not!

It's

why are you so slow driving but so fast flying

[aircombat]

Ever heard of traffic?

[tictacs]

Oh

You know, I actually did forget that was a thing with you Avengers too.

[aircombat]

Sadly, tragically it is

[tictacs]

I was just so sure of the image of you and Redwing going out for 7-Eleven with the wings and all at maybe three in the morning

[aircombat]

I can neither confirm nor deny that that has actually happened

[tictacs]

oh my god sam

[aircombat]

It was Redwing's idea