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scarlethour
2016-06-15 11:54 pm (UTC)
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Telling you would defeat the purpose
If it seems too mean, it's probably not true
You are forgiven, but don't let it happen again
That was also a joke
And the last time I'm telling you when I'm joking
You're my favourite too, but don't tell Steve
Or Nat
Or Clint
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tictacs
2016-06-18 03:13 pm (UTC)
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Can I tattoo "Wanda's favourite old person" above my ass like a tramp stamp?
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scarlethour
2016-06-18 07:04 pm (UTC)
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Yes, please definitely do that
You will not live to regret it
But you're not that old, Scott so maybe just
"Wanda's favourite middle-aged person" would work better
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tictacs
2016-06-19 01:13 am (UTC)
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Love it. I love being called middle-aged like the cheap escape it is.
You're gonna have to write it down in Cyrillic too. We are gonna do this shit RIGHT.
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scarlethour
2016-06-19 02:36 am (UTC)
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Hey, you brought age into this not me
But I routinely hang out with a man in his 90's, you have to be much older to impress me
So only you and I know what it says? That's oddly sweet
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tictacs
2016-06-19 03:58 am (UTC)
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Wait are you suddenly saying I have to be older than 90? Is that what's going on?
I'd get a Sokovian tattoo for you!
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scarlethour
2016-06-19 06:02 am (UTC)
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If that's what you got from what I said, I can't help you there
But it would make you much more interesting
The smallness works fine as well
Then you're officially my favourite person
Tell the team if you must
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tictacs
2016-06-19 06:22 am (UTC)
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To be fair--shrinking old dude? Not the worst dream to have.
I can just start walking around the compound shirtless when I visit and they'll catch glimpses of my scarlet red tramp stamp 'cause I'm sexy enough to pull this off.
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scarlethour
2016-06-19 06:29 am (UTC)
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Isn't that a movie?
[ She's thinking of Benjamin Button. Shhh, leave her be. She missed a lot of movies while with Strucker. ]
With that confidence? They'd be foolish to question it
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tictacs
2016-06-19 06:51 am (UTC)
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( scott hasn't seen benjamin button either, so. )
Did they make a documentary of Hank Pym?
If anyone asks, I'll say the tattoo says "naughty devil". You know, until Tony runs his weird translating program stuff and then finds out the truth.
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scarlethour
2016-06-19 07:23 am (UTC)
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[ Time for some mutual confusion. ]
No? Not that I know of but I mean the small old man. He gets big, I think... Or small, but he is old I know that
I think Nat would figure it out first
But she's not the type to ruin a surprise for everyone
Tony would, so keep your shirt on
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tictacs
2016-06-19 08:07 am (UTC)
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There're a lot of films about old dudes Wanda. You're going to have to be a little bit more specific for me to get this reference.
If Tony figures out my tattoo though then I can scold him for looking at my ass and I'm not gonna lie, that's somewhere on my bucket list.
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scarlethour
2016-06-20 05:54 am (UTC)
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You are asking too much of me, Scott. That is all I know
Weird bucket list
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tictacs
2016-06-20 12:20 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure one-upping Tony Stark is on at least SEVERAL villains' bucket lists.
Also. We could always watch all the films I know that are about old dudes until we find the one you're talking about. :8)
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scarlethour
2016-06-21 06:42 am (UTC)
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You?
A villain?
lol Please,
I'm
more of a villain than you'll ever be
[ Not to insult you or anything, but still. Scott. Come on. Scott. My guy, my buddy... Come on... No. ]
Movie marathon! As long as we can also watch something else as a palate cleanser
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tictacs
2016-06-21 01:08 pm (UTC)
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I can be villainous! Don't doubt me!
( except... yeah, he probably couldn't hurt anybody. unless they threatened his daughter, you know, but that still isn't very villainous intentions. )
Well, what kinda stuff do you want for "palate cleansing"
God, what is even a palate cleansing??
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scarlethour
2016-06-22 04:20 pm (UTC)
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I'm sure you can, sweetheart
[ Imagine the tone of a mother talking to their small child. Yeah, that tone. ]
Something without a lot of old people
I may be surrounded by them but I'm still young
That was a joke
A break between movies or something, I don't really know I googled it and it sounded good
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tictacs
2016-06-22 04:48 pm (UTC)
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Okay but
A palate is in your mouth so...
Food break?
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scarlethour
2016-06-22 05:15 pm (UTC)
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It was metaphorical
English isn't my first language
But a food break is a good idea
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tictacs
2016-06-23 03:51 am (UTC)
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You have got to teach me how to cook that stuff you like.
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scarlethour
2016-06-23 04:45 am (UTC)
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Paprikash? Or Goulash? I like a lot of things
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If it seems too mean, it's probably not true
You are forgiven, but don't let it happen again
That was also a joke
And the last time I'm telling you when I'm joking
You're my favourite too, but don't tell Steve
Or Nat
Or Clint
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You will not live to regret it
But you're not that old, Scott so maybe just
"Wanda's favourite middle-aged person" would work better
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You're gonna have to write it down in Cyrillic too. We are gonna do this shit RIGHT.
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But I routinely hang out with a man in his 90's, you have to be much older to impress me
So only you and I know what it says? That's oddly sweet
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I'd get a Sokovian tattoo for you!
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But it would make you much more interesting
The smallness works fine as well
Then you're officially my favourite person
Tell the team if you must
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I can just start walking around the compound shirtless when I visit and they'll catch glimpses of my scarlet red tramp stamp 'cause I'm sexy enough to pull this off.
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[ She's thinking of Benjamin Button. Shhh, leave her be. She missed a lot of movies while with Strucker. ]
With that confidence? They'd be foolish to question it
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If anyone asks, I'll say the tattoo says "naughty devil". You know, until Tony runs his weird translating program stuff and then finds out the truth.
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No? Not that I know of but I mean the small old man. He gets big, I think... Or small, but he is old I know that
I think Nat would figure it out first
But she's not the type to ruin a surprise for everyone
Tony would, so keep your shirt on
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If Tony figures out my tattoo though then I can scold him for looking at my ass and I'm not gonna lie, that's somewhere on my bucket list.
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Weird bucket list
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Also. We could always watch all the films I know that are about old dudes until we find the one you're talking about. :8)
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A villain?
lol Please, I'm more of a villain than you'll ever be
[ Not to insult you or anything, but still. Scott. Come on. Scott. My guy, my buddy... Come on... No. ]
Movie marathon! As long as we can also watch something else as a palate cleanser
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( except... yeah, he probably couldn't hurt anybody. unless they threatened his daughter, you know, but that still isn't very villainous intentions. )
Well, what kinda stuff do you want for "palate cleansing"
God, what is even a palate cleansing??
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[ Imagine the tone of a mother talking to their small child. Yeah, that tone. ]
Something without a lot of old people
I may be surrounded by them but I'm still young
That was a joke
A break between movies or something, I don't really know I googled it and it sounded good
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A palate is in your mouth so...
Food break?
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English isn't my first language
But a food break is a good idea
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