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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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[tictacs]

Oh yeah, you're rich. I forgot. Would you really get me some robots? Or the materials to make them, I'm good with those too.

Can you also get me a bear named Joe?

And Mama Lang was THE stereotype. You know, until I went to prison. And kind of disappointed everyone. But that's water under the bridge!

I'm only half-kidding about Joe the bear though.

[billionerd]

I'll get you the original band, you'll love it.

Mine wasn't very observant, neither am I. Your mom would've been disappointed.

[tictacs]

She's already disappointed because the world thinks I'm a violent criminal. No more "my Scott Edward Harris is such a smart boy!" at her weird meetings with all the other neighbourhood mums, nosirree.

Wait a seco

What do you mean the original band?

[billionerd]

In my experience violent criminals can be really really smart.

Also, you know The Rock-afire Explosion band. I'm sure I can get them.

[tictacs]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

[billionerd]

I would never kid about your childhood dreams.

[tictacs]

DUDE

OH MAN I

RAY WHAT THE HELL???

What do I do to make up for it holy wow RAY

[billionerd]

Witnessing your joy will be reward enough ♥

[tictacs]

You are such a goob for someone I give so much shit to.

But... thanks.

And yeah. It's freaking cool your suit works in space. I can dig it.