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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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[pelvicsorceries]

Nah, man. No space mafias this time. Mostly because they're still kind of ticked at me over last time.

Two words for you, buddy: galactic emperor!

[tictacs]

( galactic-- )

You're kidding.

[pelvicsorceries]

What? The galaxy is a pretty big place. It can have emperors.

[tictacs]

It's not so much me not believing galactic emperors exist as much as it is me wondering why we're stealing from a galactic emperor.

[pelvicsorceries]

Do we really need a reason to steal from a galactic emperor? We should do it because he's evil and deserves it.

Well... By "evil", I mean that he's a douchebag.

... And by "deserves it", I mean that he might possibly be my dad.

[tictacs]

( peter's dad.

now, see--scott likes to think he has morals, that he knows how to make good decisions. he stares at that message for a while, thinking about it. peter's douchebag space emperor dad has a diamond and peter wants to steal it.

it's volatile as shit. 'air-tight' scott's ass.

but still, he's typing, ) I'm gonna be on the rooftop of my apartment building.

Same one, by the way. But I'll be there.

Hurry up so we can plan this shit.