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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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[tictacs]

How do you pick a good one?

( because, yeah, he's serious. )

[howyoupunch]

Something easy to say quickly, easy to distinguish from groaning and not likely to come up during sex on it's own. Shorter is better.

[tictacs]

Orange?

Oranges will probably never come up during sex, right?

[howyoupunch]

As long as you're not secretly into food related things then orange should be fine.

My last one was wingspan so I'm going to stick with it, though I'm pretty sure with what you're asking I won't be needing it.

[tictacs]

We'll work our way up.

I am kind of hoping to be able to work our way up.

[howyoupunch]

We'll start with me tying you up and go from there. Maybe I'll even pull your hair if you're good.

[tictacs]

Jesus

( warmth prickles on scott's neck like nothing else. )

That's yeah. Yeah let's do that.

God I'll try to be good.

[howyoupunch]

Will you? Because I'm not so sure that you know how to be good, Scott. You're going to have to prove it.

[tictacs]

We can all agree that so far I have never let you down, can't we?

[howyoupunch]

Rule number one. Play along, Scott.

[tictacs]

What?

Oh.

That wa

Oh my God I get it now.

[howyoupunch]

Maybe do some reading before we actually do this. Believe it or not I don't actually like upsetting you.

[tictacs]

I'm not upset so much as blushing at the thought of being naughty.

[howyoupunch]

You're a grown man, Scott.

You have a child.

You've been to prison.

[tictacs]

I'm also incredibly pure.

This is a first, okay? I'm pretty sure that's a pass for me to get... pink about it.

[howyoupunch]

You're an idiot.

[ Translation: I love you, you're an idiot. ]

You'll be fine. I believe in you.

[tictacs]

You're always the best at pep talks, Hope. Like the best. Actual best.

I'll be good.

Bad?

Good-bad.

[howyoupunch]

I'm definitely going to have to gag you aren't I?

[tictacs]

I'm seeing this as a good thing.