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hi i'm scott ([personal profile] tictacs) wrote2035-05-10 11:23 pm

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leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

bless you for moving this thread

[personal profile] magless 2016-06-26 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I'm changing the ones where you have a bunch of mini-flamingos shoved up your nose as your contact picture.

I won't argue that but what are we going to do about the army of lawn ornaments?

what a great and apt title for them

[personal profile] magless 2016-06-26 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
You know, shrinking something isn't the answer to everything. But it's better than leaving them out on the compound's lawn.

[personal profile] magless 2016-06-26 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what they say when you have a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail? I feel like we're at that point.

[personal profile] magless 2016-06-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Is there any way you can have your bees airlift us some water and aspirin? Tell me that is a thing you've been working on.

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Have mercy on me, tictac. You're lucky I still remember what you're called at this point.

[personal profile] magless 2016-06-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tiny pain in my ass. Shrink guy. Birdsuit wrecker.

Three, and I'll ask you hold the sass bee man.

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thanks!

[personal profile] firingsquad 2016-06-26 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know what I do.

[Scott might not call it living if he knew more about Frank and his work.]

If the only thing that makes a man feel alive is killing, is that living?

lol i know i'm so sorry

[personal profile] firingsquad 2016-06-26 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Scott might have a point. The way Frank sees it, he's living like a runaway train, and he'll keep going until someday, someone actually manages to stop him.]

No, I don't regret it. I do what needs doin'.

What about you? Anything make you feel alive?

yay :D

[personal profile] firingsquad 2016-06-26 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's an interesting combination. The crazy thing is, he can actually relate.]

Stay? No.

[He can't possibly be offering after what Frank just said, can he?]

[personal profile] firingsquad 2016-06-26 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause.]

I just told you I kill people, and you're inviting me to your home to have spaghetti with you and your little girl? Are you out of your goddamn mind?

[Given that it's Hell's Kitchen, that's quite possible.]
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[personal profile] firingsquad 2016-06-26 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so this guy does know a bit about him. Maybe it's not a death trap waiting for him. And Scott must be the only person ballsy or stupid enough to call The Punisher a dork.]

Yeah, I like spaghetti.

[So he'll be on the way.]

switch to action?

[personal profile] firingsquad 2016-06-26 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pajamas? What has Frank gotten himself in to? Well, a free dinner is a free dinner and a night out of a motel would be nice. He goes to the address once he gets it and finds the place easily enough. He knows Hell's Kitchen like the back of his hand.

Once there, he knocks and waits, baseball cap, bruises and all. Hopefully Scott won't be alarmed by the recovering black eye and purple cheek he's sporting.]

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lol XD

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