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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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r u thinkin abt office au too

[tictacs]

I can wear both and hit two stones with one bird.

how could I not

[aircombat]

You could, but will you?

where have u been all my life

[tictacs]

Don't you underestimate me.

right here !!

[aircombat]

Gonna put your money where your mouth is, tic tac?

[tictacs]

( how the hell does scott keep getting himself into these situations, god. )

Who do you think I am? You betcha.

[aircombat]

I'm still waiting for proof

[tictacs]

I'll have to buy a skirt first.

[aircombat]

I gotta see this

[tictacs]

Pick me up?

[aircombat]

You know what? Already on the way

[tictacs]

I'll be out on the curb.

[aircombat]

With or without glasses

[tictacs]

With because I'm nearsighted.

Be careful with this extreme attractiveness. I'm just saying.

[aircombat]

I'm not going to crash into anything just cause you're wearing specs
How do you fight without them if you're nearsighted

[tictacs]

I don't know about you, but where I come from we have something called "contact lenses".

[aircombat]

No shit, but do you just regularly wear them or put them in specifically for fights.

[tictacs]

Only one who's seen me in 'em besides the ex-wife, the daughter, and the three roommates is gonna be you, so consider yourself special.

[aircombat]

You sure know how to sweet-talk a guy.

[tictacs]

Are you blushing?

Say yes

[aircombat]

You'll never be able to prove it

[tictacs]

But are you?

I don't wanna share your sweet blush to the world when I caused it.

[aircombat]

Hate to disappoint you, tic tac
But you gotta work harder to see my sweet blush

[tictacs]

Ten bucks says I can make it happen within the week?

[aircombat]

You're on.

( even though it's a bet sam is sure he'll lose, if scott really puts on a pencil skirt. )

[tictacs]

You're gonna get so poor.

Are you driving yet?