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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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[billionerd]

There are merit badges on both. I should've made a music-playing robot to try to get both, idk why I didn't think of that.

[tictacs]

Because you have an annoyingly one track mind and I'm the real multi-tasker here which again brings us back to why the Ant-Man suit is better.

But y'know there's no time like the present to make your rock star robot dream come true. Even though it was originally my dream.

[billionerd]

Do you remember the animatronics at ShowBiz Pizza or are you too old?

Because I loved those creepy singing robots.

[tictacs]

I'm sorry did you just make an age joke?

But yeah I remember. I also remember my Jewish mother saying "no" when my friend had his birthday party there.

And that when we went to school on Monday everyone had memories about it but me.

[billionerd]

I'm sorry your mother was against the evil robot bears. Also sorry about that age joke, you're not that much older than me.

Do you want me to get you some singing robots and help you recover your lost childhood?

(Why's your mom being Jewish related though? My own Jewish mom had no problem with it.)

[tictacs]

Oh yeah, you're rich. I forgot. Would you really get me some robots? Or the materials to make them, I'm good with those too.

Can you also get me a bear named Joe?

And Mama Lang was THE stereotype. You know, until I went to prison. And kind of disappointed everyone. But that's water under the bridge!

I'm only half-kidding about Joe the bear though.

[billionerd]

I'll get you the original band, you'll love it.

Mine wasn't very observant, neither am I. Your mom would've been disappointed.

[tictacs]

She's already disappointed because the world thinks I'm a violent criminal. No more "my Scott Edward Harris is such a smart boy!" at her weird meetings with all the other neighbourhood mums, nosirree.

Wait a seco

What do you mean the original band?

[billionerd]

In my experience violent criminals can be really really smart.

Also, you know The Rock-afire Explosion band. I'm sure I can get them.

[tictacs]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

[billionerd]

I would never kid about your childhood dreams.

[tictacs]

DUDE

OH MAN I

RAY WHAT THE HELL???

What do I do to make up for it holy wow RAY

[billionerd]

Witnessing your joy will be reward enough ♥

[tictacs]

You are such a goob for someone I give so much shit to.

But... thanks.

And yeah. It's freaking cool your suit works in space. I can dig it.