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[tictacs]

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BUT DID YOU SLEEP

[aircombat]

You were already up, weren't you?
It's my cousin's wedding next week
I need you on standby to call with some big emergency so I have an excuse to leave if my momma starts on me about dating some nice girl

I DID I SWEAR IM A GOOD NOODLE

[tictacs]

Uhhhhhhhh

How does "I got hit by a car!" work

"Alien invasion detected"

"Lasagne left in the oven"

"Giant ant destroys San Francisco"

I'm just kidding about that last one my ants are tame

GOOD I'M GLAD

[aircombat]

I like the one about the alien invasion, go with that one

[tictacs]

She might check the TV after though

Which'll lead to 0 news about aliens which'll lead to your lie being detected

[aircombat]

Not if I tell her we finished them before the first camera crews arrived. It can work, man.

[tictacs]

Sure but are we really that g

Wait a second. "We"?

[aircombat]

Can't really tell her it was just me when someone's calling me up for the job

Don't let it go to your head

[tictacs]

Too late

I could've been the dawdy Avengers secretary but now I'm an equal partner? Consider this head gotten to

[aircombat]

You wouldn't make a good secretary anyway

[tictacs]

Why do I feel offended by this?

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Beats me, man.

[tictacs]

I would be an INCREDIBLE secretary.

[aircombat]

Nah, I doubt that.

[tictacs]

I'm pleasant, punctual, and look extremely hot in glasses.

this just took a turn i was not expecting???

[aircombat]

1. Prove it
2. What about pencil skirts

r u thinkin abt office au too

[tictacs]

I can wear both and hit two stones with one bird.

how could I not

[aircombat]

You could, but will you?

where have u been all my life

[tictacs]

Don't you underestimate me.

right here !!

[aircombat]

Gonna put your money where your mouth is, tic tac?

[tictacs]

( how the hell does scott keep getting himself into these situations, god. )

Who do you think I am? You betcha.

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I'm still waiting for proof

[tictacs]

I'll have to buy a skirt first.

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I gotta see this

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Pick me up?

[aircombat]

You know what? Already on the way