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[tictacs]

text / call / video / voicemail / actionspam / para / etc leave me starters! prompts! if i don't reply in 3 days, remind me

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ur not but u do have better abs

[billionerd]

Boy Scouts don't lie, Scott.

your chest is so nice tho

[tictacs]

Ohhhh my God I just imagined you in the uniform

truuuuu

[billionerd]

( WELL THEN. Instead of a text response Scott's getting a picture of teen Ray wearing a scout's uniform and a band with so many badges they're practically on top of each other. )

[tictacs]

Oh my G

oh

oh no you were

adorable

and so good! Apparently. Why do you have so many badges

are those even real???

[billionerd]

Of course they're real! 140, I'm a completionist.

[tictacs]

The instinctive part of me wants to call you a nerd, but that is literally so cool. 140? What the hell Ray

and the uniform is so cute

[billionerd]

My teammates tried to call me a boy scout to tease me and were confused when I actually turned out to be one.

Well. Eagle scout.

[tictacs]

Are you *bragging*?

[billionerd]

Yeah! I'm proud of it, it was a lot of work!

im cryin rn

[tictacs]

Like how many years?

u rly need to watch lot

[billionerd]

It took me about 3 years to get to Eagle Scout. An extra 3 years to get all the badges. I was done before turning 18.

IM ALREADY DOWNLOADIN IT

[tictacs]

And to think I spent my childhood trying to become a musician-slash-robotics expert.

What was I thinking?

I'm not even being sarcastic!

[billionerd]

There are merit badges on both. I should've made a music-playing robot to try to get both, idk why I didn't think of that.

[tictacs]

Because you have an annoyingly one track mind and I'm the real multi-tasker here which again brings us back to why the Ant-Man suit is better.

But y'know there's no time like the present to make your rock star robot dream come true. Even though it was originally my dream.

[billionerd]

Do you remember the animatronics at ShowBiz Pizza or are you too old?

Because I loved those creepy singing robots.

[tictacs]

I'm sorry did you just make an age joke?

But yeah I remember. I also remember my Jewish mother saying "no" when my friend had his birthday party there.

And that when we went to school on Monday everyone had memories about it but me.

[billionerd]

I'm sorry your mother was against the evil robot bears. Also sorry about that age joke, you're not that much older than me.

Do you want me to get you some singing robots and help you recover your lost childhood?

(Why's your mom being Jewish related though? My own Jewish mom had no problem with it.)

[tictacs]

Oh yeah, you're rich. I forgot. Would you really get me some robots? Or the materials to make them, I'm good with those too.

Can you also get me a bear named Joe?

And Mama Lang was THE stereotype. You know, until I went to prison. And kind of disappointed everyone. But that's water under the bridge!

I'm only half-kidding about Joe the bear though.

[billionerd]

I'll get you the original band, you'll love it.

Mine wasn't very observant, neither am I. Your mom would've been disappointed.

[tictacs]

She's already disappointed because the world thinks I'm a violent criminal. No more "my Scott Edward Harris is such a smart boy!" at her weird meetings with all the other neighbourhood mums, nosirree.

Wait a seco

What do you mean the original band?

[billionerd]

In my experience violent criminals can be really really smart.

Also, you know The Rock-afire Explosion band. I'm sure I can get them.

[tictacs]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

[billionerd]

I would never kid about your childhood dreams.

[tictacs]

DUDE

OH MAN I

RAY WHAT THE HELL???

What do I do to make up for it holy wow RAY

[billionerd]

Witnessing your joy will be reward enough ♥